Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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