After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
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