that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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