kristin has been a bad kristin
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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