I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
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yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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