Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
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