go do what you do best...puke behind churches
honey bunches of taint.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
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