Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
Randomize
