Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
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Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
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Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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