no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
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