My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
Randomize
