no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
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