He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
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