i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
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i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
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when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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