I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
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just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
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Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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