Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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