ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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