4 words: hood of his car
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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