I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
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He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
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Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
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