I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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