im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
Randomize
