real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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