I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
chick flicks and taylor swift songs are like porn for desperate singles
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
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you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
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And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
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