He felt like a one man threesome
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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