Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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