Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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