What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
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