That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
I slept walked to the toilet and woke up pooping. Easily one of the most disorienting events of my life.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
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random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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