I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
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Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
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IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
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