He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
Randomize
