I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
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We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
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You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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