He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
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