I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
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They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
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I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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