she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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