i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
i think i have herpe
just one?
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
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I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
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Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
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