she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
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