Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
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