is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
P.S. I can't hear my feet
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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