I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
Randomize
