So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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