Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
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