But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Can Purell be used as lube?
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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