Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
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Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
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Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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