party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
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