But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
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