I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
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just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
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Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
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