drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
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I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
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We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
You were trust falling into bushes
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
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