David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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