Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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