bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
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