Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
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