dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
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