butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
fml, blew my nose and red sprinkles came out and did the splits when i sneezed
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
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Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
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I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
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