BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I'm having to shit out rocks
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