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(248): View more from Michigan

im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me

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(805): View more from California

i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.

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(314): View more from Missouri

It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot

(502): View more from Kentucky

Why?

(314): View more from Missouri

Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never

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(952): View more from Minnesota

I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now

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(605): View more from South Dakota

Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...

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(207): View more from Maine

So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"

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(319): View more from Iowa

He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium

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(434): View more from Virginia

I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"

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