I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
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